Okay, really, is this what we’ve come to? A fucking automatic doughnut machine!?!? Sweet greasy jesus!
Look. I’m overweight, but let’s set some fucking limits, people. If you are seriously considering dropping $130 on this travesty, maybe you should consider using that money on a gym membership instead. Or use it to buy a gun and kill yourself. It’ll be quicker and the aftermath will still be easier to look at than your lardy, gelatinous corpse.
Oh yeah, that’s good parenting. I love that there’s a box of Crystal Light right behind it.
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November 3, 2007 at 2:24 pm
I suppose it is for homebound fatasses that can’t get to the Krispy Kreme.