Entries from May 2008

May 31, 2008

Cocaine Paste Jesus

The Feds have seized a statue of Jesus made from cocaine.  It was made from cocaine paste, dried, and very nicely painted.  It weighed six pounds and had a $30000 street value.  It was destined for a guy in Laredo named “the Spider”.  Really, people?  This is what goes on in Texas, huh?

May 30, 2008

FBI Opens War Crimes File On Bush Regime

Wars of aggression (themselves based upon lies and blatant propaganda campaigns), abduction of civilians, suspension and elimination of habeus corpus, and torture.  It sounds as if even the FBI may have finally had enough of the Bush regime’s shenanigans.  The fact that this is coming about from the FBI, one of our, shall we say, [...]

May 3, 2008

Hey, Ben Stein. Fuck you, buddy.

Ben Stein has decided that science makes people kill each other.  (You can watch the video here.  It’s April 21, 2008.)  In his quest to become the Biggest Douchebag in the Universe, Mr. Stein has opted for that most blood-chilling of douchebag strategies:  linking the thing he dislikes to Nazi Germany.  Let’s leave aside the [...]