This is just too stupid

Is this really what humans are coming to?
Those buying Booty Sweat in major cities will get treated to a description of it as a “delicious and bump up struttin’ energy drink that will pump up a brotha’s ass right-pronto. This swill will crank yo’ metabolism up skippin’ right over jiggy to straight G-pimp level, word [...]

And Fuck You Very Much, Louisianna

Do you fuckers want to know why the civilized world makes fun of the South? Well here ya’ll go!
The text of the LSEA suggests that it’s intended to foster critical thinking, calling on the state Board of Education to “assist teachers, principals, and other school administrators to create and foster an environment within public [...]

Want lower taxes? Vote Obama!

That’s right.  If you make less than $112,000 per year, you will get to keep more of your money with Senator Obama’s tax plan than that of Senator McCain.  So don’t listen to the bullshit about how Democrats want to take all your money and give it to Gay Crackhead Welfare Moms For Al Queda.

I’ll let Rep. Kucinich sum up the last seven years for me.

As I predicted when I first saw the story on Digg, major media coverage has been sorely lacking.  Possible impeachment of a sitting president?  Not newsworthy.  Let’s see if there’s any new Hollywood crotch-shots…

Real Time Evolution?

This could help evolution drop its “theory” status and move on up to a law.  Scientists have observed the development of a new trait after approximately 44,000 generations of e. coli in the lab.  Twelve populations, but only one of them exibited the ability to metabolise citrate, a compound in their nutrient solution.  A compound [...]

Take THAT, Windows Vista!

I like how it seems like he’s not the one who’s going to flip out, just for a few seconds, then off he goes! And then he has a couple moments where you can almost hear him deliberating in his head.  “Um, okay, I hit fat Roy from Accounts Receivable, [...]