Posts Tagged as ‘humor’

June 27, 2009

Kevin Smith protests Dogma

This just proves that these people didn’t even know what they were protesting.

June 27, 2009

The truth shall set you free

December 14, 2008

Oh, too funny.

If I’m not mistaken, anything to do with shoes is considered one of the worst possible insults in Iraqi culture.  That’s why they beat those Sadaam Hussei statues with shoes when the U.S. forces tore them down.

November 3, 2007

Daddy, what’s Anal Fisting?

I really can’t add anything to this except that the picture was taken in Portland, my hopefully future hometown.

November 1, 2007

Lard lad-o-matic

Okay, really, is this what we’ve come to? A fucking automatic doughnut machine!?!? Sweet greasy jesus!
Look. I’m overweight, but let’s set some fucking limits, people. If you are seriously considering dropping $130 on this travesty, maybe you should consider using that money on a gym membership instead. Or use it to [...]

October 30, 2007

Go fuck a bike.

Okay, so a guy in a Scottish hostel gets caught wearing nothing but a white t-shirt and, “…holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex.”  Okay, so far pretty normal for Scotland, right?  (Hey, my last name’s McDowell, so fuck off.)
The part I don’t get is that they’ve [...]

October 30, 2007

What?

Oh, my. No. Just no.
Why’d she have to remove one shoe to take a dump? Why does it look like she’s trying to figure out what that smell is? What happened to her nose? Who taks a shit with a feather boa? Why’d she think we wanted to [...]

October 30, 2007

I’m a tool user!

That’s right, evolution isn’t just something in the past. It’s here and now. Which way do we want to steer our descendants? Cool spaceships and brains measured in cubic meters, or underground cannibal troll-people? Maybe those aren’t the only choices, but maybe making the funny will keep me from getting eaten [...]