Archive for November, 2007

Those kooky Satanists!

This guy’s up there for Incoherent Nutter Of the Year.  He claims to have been abducted by Satanists and brainwashed into forgetting his original life.  He also claims that he chose to run to keep the Satanists from killing him and his family.  He claims his memory came back after a recent truth serum injection.  He also claims it took him five years to regain his memory.  The best part is that his original family tracked him down through the website he ran about the disappearance of…

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What’s great is that this (alleged) whack-job actually managed to become major of a town in Arkansas.   Are these devolved half-people really bad enough off for leadership that they’ll elect some guy who thinks the Satanists are after him?  Apparently.



This just goes to show what a small group of people can accomplish with sufficient determination. On the other had, it kind of makes me feel like an asshole for just fucking around on the computer or watching Twin Peaks after work instead of drawing.

"He raped me… With sexual assault."

Wow.  Way to make one of the most serious, depressing topics in the world laughable, guys.  I didn’t read the whole comic (but it’s all posted), but from skimming it, I gather that anybody can become Captain Awareness, as if it’s some sort of mental STD or something.  And rapists can become twelve-foot-tall gray beasts that can take a car to the face without flinching, but subsequently get their asses kicked by a few strategically placed punches.  Maybe they got that part backward, seems like the car being thrown at the rape-monster’s head should have been the coup de grace.  By far the funniest part is the dialog on the cover.  “He raped me.  With sexual assault.”  Talk about adding insult to injury.  How did she know the rape was over and the sexual assault had begun, or was it somehow concurrent with the rape.  Baffling.  By the way, maybe teaching young women that rapists are indestructible monsters that somebody else must save them from really isn’t the greatest message.  And if it isn’t obvious by now, I’m not making fun of rape victims or making light of the horrors they’ve been through.  I’m making fun of a very silly, misguided COMIC BOOK that happens to deal with a very serious issue.  Once again, I’m not making fun of rape.

"I just see so wacky."

Wow.  This is one cool woman.  She was fucking decapitated!  In January!  She’s doing amazingly well, considering that her skull and spine were completely detached from her body, held on only by muscles and skin.  Speaking of skin, she’s a tattoo lover.  I really dig tattooed chicks, and Shannon had the ultimate body mod, too.  The doctors have done a lot for her, and hopefully they’ll be able to fix her eyes, but she sure seems to be keeping a good attitude about the whole thing.

Kind of makes my lame job seem like a cakewalk.

Holy brick!

Wow. This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. This site is recreating the bible in Lego. As if the bible wasn’t silly enough. The worst part is that I don’t think it’s a joke. But how could anybody take this seriously?

But seriously, don’t fuck bears.  I’m with them on that one.

Yeah, that’s more like it.

How did this get on Fox News?

Of course, I don’t agree with the part about these rights being “God-given”, but he makes an astonishing amount of sense for a Fox News commentator.  Did somebody get fired for letting him on the air?  Or did Rupert Murdoch just want to flush the guy out for some nefarious later vengeance?

Checkmate, Atheists!

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You have to admit, he makes some outstanding points! By the way, in case you don’t already know, bananas were bred by humans to be the shape (and size, and color, and flavor) that they currently are. Here is what a wild banana looks like: