Archive for May, 2008

Cocaine Paste Jesus

The Feds have seized a statue of Jesus made from cocaine.  It was made from cocaine paste, dried, and very nicely painted.  It weighed six pounds and had a $30000 street value.  It was destined for a guy in Laredo named “the Spider”.  Really, people?  This is what goes on in Texas, huh?


FBI Opens War Crimes File On Bush Regime

Wars of aggression (themselves based upon lies and blatant propaganda campaigns), abduction of civilians, suspension and elimination of habeus corpus, and torture.  It sounds as if even the FBI may have finally had enough of the Bush regime’s shenanigans.  The fact that this is coming about from the FBI, one of our, shall we say, less-than-progressive institutions, is important in and of itself.  This is big, and bad for Bush.  So it most likely will prove to be good for America.

A very detailed article on the subject can be found here.  I recommend you download the PDF of the Inspector General’s report before it becomes suppressed literature.

No, seriously.

Hey, Ben Stein. Fuck you, buddy.

Ben Stein has decided that science makes people kill each other.  (You can watch the video here.  It’s April 21, 2008.)  In his quest to become the Biggest Douchebag in the Universe, Mr. Stein has opted for that most blood-chilling of douchebag strategies:  linking the thing he dislikes to Nazi Germany.  Let’s leave aside the fact that all the scientists featured in his new film have also denounced his production company’s tactics in obtaining their interview footage.  And that all the reviews say it’s a horribly produced piece of propaganda rife with factual errors.  Any time a Jew gets denounced by the ADL, you have to question how rational his arguments could possible be.

Let’s go over a few points here.  Hitler was a Catholic.  Most of the Nazis were Catholics or Lutherans.  The Holocaust was not the first anti-Jewish pogrom, not even in Europe.  The Germans have been historically noted for their efficiency.  The simple fact is that they used their effieiency and attention to detail in the most monstrous, evil way they could have possibly employed such attributes.  Additionally, Hitler never attributed any of his concepts to Darwin or any other scientist, he did link them to his religious ideals however.  The only people who have ever linked Darwin to their mistreatment of human beings are economists and capitalists.  I’m sure Mr. Stein wouldn’t want to be linked to such disreputal groups.

So if Mr. Stein hates science so much, does this mean that he will be forgoeing the products of science, such as airplane travel, television, computers, modern medicine, tap water, recorded music, and air conditioning?  I’d certainly like to see him forsake motion pictures.