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This is just too stupid

Is this really what humans are coming to?

Those buying Booty Sweat in major cities will get treated to a description of it as a “delicious and bump up struttin’ energy drink that will pump up a brotha’s ass right-pronto. This swill will crank yo’ metabolism up skippin’ right over jiggy to straight G-pimp level, word to your mutha. Brothas will be layin’ down the 2-3 on the wiggy jig focusing the energy flow into cold-face benjamins that will fill yo’ pimp pockets to burstin’. Damn straight! Booty Sweat will keep a brotha pitchin’ straight game all night to the baby-dolls.”

As if it’s not bad enough that some of the more ill-educated among us speak this way (or ape those that do), now it’s going to be glamorized yet-again by the church of capitalism. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with our species? Have we all just lost our damn minds?

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  1. Anon
    2008/08/17 at 10:36 am

    It’s a joke from Tropic Thunder, retard.

  2. Toyan Harvey
    2008/08/17 at 12:51 pm

    Drink Booty Sweat, u might have a better outlook on humanity loser…

  3. Gerry Generic
    2008/08/17 at 6:48 pm

    How am I the retard? I’m not the one who recognized a joke from that flaming pile of shit movie…

  4. Gerry Generic
    2008/08/17 at 6:55 pm

    Toyan Harvey: Why would I want a better outlook on humanity? And how exactly would an over-caffeinated corn syrup drink accomplish this amazing feat? You should stop wasting your time with my blog and go buy something, serf.

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