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Pander-Rama!

I got an email from WordPress with the breakdown of stats for my blog this year.  The gist of the email was that I should write more stuff about anal fisting.  It seems that is the most popular way to find my blog.  So I’m aces with the jaded sexual deviant crowd.

Stay strong, perverts!

Come for the anal fisting, stay for the far-left politics!


Priest accused of raping a child…

…then of trying to hire a hitman to have him killed!  Wait, that’s an awful punchline!  Maybe there really isn’t anything funny about Catholicism.

Father John M. Fiala, 52, was in Dallas County Jail on one count of solicitation to commit murder and two counts of aggravated sexual assault of a child, officials said. A judge set bail at $700,000.

The sexual assault charges were part of indictments handed up last week in Howard County, which brought to six the number of charges Fiala faces that involve the boy, who was 16 at the time of the alleged offenses.

The Texas Rangers and Department of Public Safety troopers arrested Fiala on Thursday after he negotiated a murder arrangement with an undercover officer at his residence in Garland, DPS spokesman Tom Vinger said.

A DPS investigation began Nov. 11, when a neighbor of Fiala tipped off Edwards County Sheriff Don Letsinger. “I received a call from an unnamed informant who was having problems with the way Fiala was acting,” the sheriff said.

The neighbor “had been solicited (to commit the murder) himself, and he didn’t want anything to do with that,” Letsinger said. Fiala reportedly offered the neighbor $5,000 to kill the teen, the sheriff said.

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I have devoted way too much of my morning to this

Why hymns need a single bass drum (and nothing else) is beyond me, but I am a godless heathen.  What’s really freaking me out are the kids in the illustration.  Seriously, take a good look at them.  The more you look at them, the less sense this thing makes.  Why does the girl look drugged?  Why is she staring at the drummer’s junk?  How is she able to stand so close to what can only assume is a badly-played snare drum?  How is the drummer able to make such wild swings of his arms and drumsticks without killing or maiming the girl?  And what is up with that little boy?  First off, he not only looks drugged, but I think he’s drooling.  Again, the same issues with proximity to a bass drum and flailing drumsticks.  But why are they depicting a little boy clutching a doll?  This is not a modern album cover.  I don’t give a shit about boys playing with dolls, but I know that attitude is pretty rare even nowadays, much less whenever this tribute to confusion was first assembled.

I have devoted way too much of my morning to this, especially since it is almost my bedtime.  Ah, graveyard shift…

via www.octanecreative.com

No, just no.

Joseph Ratzinger should be arrested

Joseph Ratzinger should be arrested

Rebecca Watson lays out the facts beneath the hype surrounding Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens efforts to have the “pope” brought to justice.

Go fuck a bike.

Okay, so a guy in a Scottish hostel gets caught wearing nothing but a white t-shirt and, “…holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex.”  Okay, so far pretty normal for Scotland, right?  (Hey, my last name’s McDowell, so fuck off.)

The part I don’t get is that they’ve thrown this weirdo on a sex offender’s registry!  This was an intimate moment between a pervert and his bicycle, in private.  He didn’t do this in front of a school or a bike shop.  They even had to use a pass key to get into the room!  This was behind locked doors.  What’s the difference between this and a college girl using a vibrator, except the fact that there’s no video of this on my computer?  None whatsoever.  As more of this sort of thing goes down, the harmless perverts are going to get thrown in with the dangerous predator types until eventually, we’re all convicted of sex crimes.  One of the ways the Soviet Union kept people in line was to make so many bullshit laws that everybody was guilty of something, without even trying.  Now the supposedly free world is going the same way.  We have to reverse this trend before it’s too late.  We need to get a few hundred test cases into the U.S. Supreme Court.

So go fuck a bike.